Hi I am Arnav I hope you like my jokes because I love exactly 10 knock knock and 1 mystery joke.
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
boo.
boo who.
Don't cry little baby.
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
who.
who who
Are you a'n owl?
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I left my head behind.
I left my head...Ah!!!!
I told I'd scare you.
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I left my voice.
I left my............
Gross!!!!
5.Will you remember me tomorrow?
Yes
Will you remember me next week?
Yes
Will you remember me next month??
Yes
Will you remember me next year?
Yes
Knock Knock
Who's There?
See, you forgot me already!
(I got this joke from Here)
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
(I got this joke from Here)
(I got this joke from Here)
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!
(I got this joke from Here)
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w........
Moo!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Achoo.
Achoo who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze.
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ankar.
Ankar who?
Ankar the ship I found land.
Mystery Joke
Keep Laughing like this.(HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
What did the cake say t the knife?
Wanna piece of me?
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